Welcome to my Sekret Lair!
Welcome evil people to my super sekret evil lair! Here you will learn all about me and my minion Timion and our attempts to take over the world.
Are you really evil? Super naughty? Always getting in trouble? Have your own plans for taking over the world? Dictator of your own small country? Maniacal despot? Genius level scientist? Doomsday device inventor? Expert gunslinger? Master prankster? Dark wizard? Breakdancer?
Then maybe you can join my evil gang!
Find out where and when YOU can enroll in my Akademy of Evil!